From the recording Christmas Me

Lyrics

  You call me up. I come over right on time I bring everything. You call me names, jump on the sofa, hit me on the head with your rolling pin.
  I don't think so, it's Christmas day. I don't think so, why'd you do this way? You start a fight, why'd you wanna do that? You don't like my coat, you don't like my hat. You take a bright day and want to paint it black. I don't think so, it's Christmas day.
  Come on my love, you drive me crazy. This is the time to do happy things. I'm on my knees on your front doorstep, but you slam the door again you brake my chin.
  I don't think so, it's Christmas day. I don't think so, why'd you do this way? You start a fight, why'd you wanna do that? You don't like my coat, you don't like my hat. You take a bright day and want to paint it black. I don't think so, it's Christmas day.